The Bear... its Face was Short!


yeaaaah!



That Gerard Butler so witty!

(Source: robotindisguise)



vpgalang:

hahahhahaa that’s hilarious

HOLY CRAP THIS IS GOOOOOLDEN!

(Source: shitshilarious)



Sugarcult - Counting stars (lyrics) (by 0Garania0)

sooo good!



damnit…

I said I’m going to abstain for the next 40 days… but I’m really gonna need a drink to help me out at the wedding… craaaap!

Sigh… I do enjoy weddings, I do… I love seeing my friends happy… but I know that I personally don’t hold marriage to a very high regard

I’m going to need something to distract me from feeling like a caged rat hmmm… what other substances can I abuse…


O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it..

– Mark Twain, War Prayer

I should hate myself more, for the things I’ve done, but I don’t

– Fred

FUCKING BRILLIANT! NDGT STRIKES AGAIN!

(Source: piojillo)



Tell ‘em brad!

(Source: noimaginaryfriend)



Amen!

(Source: tsunamiraine)



atheistoverdose:

Which is unnatural now?

Where is the love these days?



RIGHTEOUS!

(Source: xjonessodax)



elirey88:

This is the face I make whenever religious people talk to me about their imaginary friends.

Yup me too!



well.. umm… damn… yeah?! haha



LOL THE HIGH COST OF PERVERSION…


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